Chickens?
An academic insider joke for for all those who ever had to endure hours of presentations:
If you’re thinking fowl play, the presentation was given at the 2007 American Association for the Advancement of Science (AAAS) humor session, themed ‘Chicken’ (naturally). Thankfully, even though I found it funny, at least I was not totally incapacitated by the video. ![]()
For a closer look at the slide brought up during the Q&A session,

The paper and ppt files are available here and here.
Paper citation as follows:
Chicken Chicken Chicken: Chicken Chicken, Zongker, Doug, Annals of Improbable Research, Volume 12, Number 5, September-October 2006 , pp. 16-21(6)